All Write, Already!

I'm invitin' a guest to dinner.
We'll eat tile and drink paint-thinner.
Then we'll start a riot in the street.
We'll have have snail and hamster races,
Hang from hooks in pillowcases,
And tattoo random phrases on our feet.
If you're feeling left out, girlie,
You can join us if you're early.
Just be sure to bring a covered dish.
We will need it for the battle -
We can launch it at the cattle,
After we've run out of tuna fish.
I'm invitin' a guest for dining.
Get your mask and stop your whining.
Take your places 'fore he rings the bell.
We'll start with some appetizers.
We'll wrap up with tranquilizers.
Then we'll do it all again in hell.