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Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, and feast your eyes on a most spectacular celebration, the likes of which you can never have imagined! Come in and set your sights on dark magicks from the farthest corners of civilisation, and scenes of the astounding and absurd! Prepare to be dazzled and confounded with our daring feats of inhuman abilities which defy gravity, thermodynamics, and physical laws of which you most probably aren’t even aware.

What you are about to behold is not for the faint of heart. We advise all to observe extreme caution. If you are pregnant or nursing, or have a history of heart disease, please consult your doctor before viewing the astonishing acts performed herein. The awe and wonder inspired by our performers will absolutely take your breath away, and only those with steel will and iron fortitude should enter. If at any point you begin to experience vertigo, nausea, or hysteria you should exit the tent immediately.

Our performers and sideshows come from the farthest corners of the globe, and from realms beyond! Witness exotic dancers from far off lands and head shrinking witch doctors! Our astounding acrobats will challenge and even surpass human limitation! Tamed giants from the Amazon who eat glass and drink fire! Creatures from beyond the veil that experience no pain and no fear! Daredevils that will fight spectacular odds!

Our amazing show will rip your heart out and pry your mind open! When you leave tonight your life will have changed and you will never feel the same again! If you’re not prepared to conquer new metaphysical frontiers of ecstasy and terror, it is strongly suggested that you wait for your party outside. If you’re still here, and, having been informed of the sheer magnitude of what you are about to witness, please sit back, relax, and allow us to take your mind on a journey from which it may never return.