Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Unfortunate Occurrences
The cold, unforgiving light of morning pushed insistently between my eyelids and forced me awake. Things had gone decidely non-linear, I realized. Once again, I found myself chained to a radiator on the wall of some nondescript room. My pants were gone, no doubt already being cut to shreds by the bastard who stole them, and none of this even came close to the real cause for my concern. Around me, dozens of teddy bears, each of them staring at me with its blank plastic eyes, each with a single square of Scotch tape affixed to its nose.Damn you, Kevin Baba, I thought. You win this time.
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