Saturday, February 05, 2005
We love our fearless leader
Oh! He's a born-again former alcoholic
His two twin girls love to frolic
in every bar just like dear dad
(not to mention the greek houses that he had)...
Oh! He's the leader of the civilized world
(Or at least the part with the money)...
He's an ADD listener to his dear Cheney,
but an idea man? His head.. just... whirled... again!
His scars, his wars,
His bars, his oil-guzzling cars,
His trips... to... Mars!
Oh! He's the fearless leader of every Red State
He comes to visit us! Now isn't that great?
He keeps clear of all the dissenting votes
(He knows the Blue Staters are his antidotes)...
Oh! He'd love nothing more than to ban the poor
The gays, the liberals, but wait, there's more!
And if we carefully buy all his words
We'd be approved consumers, even if... they're... absurd!
His scars, his wars,
His bars, his oil-guzzling cars,
His trips... to... Mars!
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