All Write, Already!

"Smith, Parker, and Franklin. How may I direct your call?"

"Hello, may I speak with Mrs. Franklin, please?"

"Mrs. Franklin is in a conference at the moment, would you like her voicemail?"

"Can't I speak to her? It's really important."

"Who may I tell her is calling?"

"Jason Franklin."

"One moment, please.

"...drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry... and good old boys-"

"What is it? Is your sister okay? Is something on fire?"

"No mom, I just need you to pick up more peanut butter on your way home."

"*click*"

"Mom? Hello? *sigh*"

"Smith, Parker, and Franklin. How may I direct your call?"

"Hi, I was just disconnected..."