Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Variations
Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the bedbugs bite

Good dark
Sleep stark
Don't let the bedhounds bark

Good snooze
Sleep, youse!
Don't let the bedbums booze

Good snore,
Sleep-whore!
Don't let my bed words bore!

Goodbye!
Sleep! Lie!
Don't bother to get up or anything as I walk out of your life forever, you lazy fuck! You disgust me! You can't even leave the house long enough to pick up a welfare check! Well, I'm through waiting on you hand and foot! You can rot in that bed forever for all I care!

And I'm taking the kids with me!!!
Posted by Anonymous at 1/19/2005 10:00:00 PM ::

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